Sana 2.0 and the revenge of the hamster-skin codpiece.

Key: Sorted by fandom; super-special OTPs are in bold and italics. I can and do ship almost verything in a "sure, why not?" sort of way, but these are the ones I will actually look for or give a fuck about. Homestuck quadrants (<3 for romance/matespritship; <> for moirallegiance; <3< for kismesitude/hateships/rivals-with-benefits; o8< for auspicitcism), with the additions of * for plantonic love/friendship/brOTP, ~ for "Probably not romantic but it'd be cool if they fucked/friends with benefits and # for "I ship this but it's horrifically dysfunctional and creepy and obsessive (and probably incestuous. Eheheheh...)".

Berserk:
Griffith/Guts (* <> <3 <3<)
Guts/Casca (<3)
Casca/Judeau (<3 *)
Griffith/Judeau (<> * ~)
Casca/Griffith (<>; one-sided <3 with Casca as the one side.)
Schierke/Guts (<>)
Farnese/Serpico (#; one-sided <3 from Serp's perspective and <3< from Farnie's.)
Griffith/Casca/Guts (<3; o8< with Casca as the middle one.)
Farnese/Casca (<3<, <>)

Homestuck:
Bro/Dave (<3, #)
Grand Highblood/Gamzee (<3, #, maybe <3< idk.) (I'd say 'blame Hivefled' but I was shippin' this hot quasi-incestuous mess wayyy before Reprise ever happened.)
John/Dave (*, <3)
Roxy/Jane (*, <3, ~)
Roxy/Calliope (<3)
Dirk/Dave (~)
Kurloz/Gamzee (<3<, <3, #)
John/Vriska (<3)
Condesce/Grand Highblood (<>, ~) (blame Hivefled)
Condesce/Gamzee (#) (blame. Motherfucking. Hivefled. [Literally motherfucking, at that. u_u].)
Condesce/Feferi (#, <3<)
Roxy/Dirk (<>, *, I-hate-to-say-it-but-<3-is-probably-a-NOTP)
Mindfang/Vriska (~, one-sided <3 from Vris.)
Jade/Feferi (<3, *)
Feferi/Gamzee (<3, <>, *)
Equius/Gamzee (<3<)

Harry Potter:
Sirius/Remus (<3, *, <>)
Luna/Harry (<>)
Luna/Ginny (<3)

Loveless:
Kio/Soubi (<3, <>, *)
Ritsu/Soubi (<3<, #)
Seimei/Soubi (#)
Yuiko/Ritsuka (<3, *)
Kouya/Yamato (<3)
Seven/Nagisa (<3, ~, <3<)

Hetalia:
Poland/Lithuania (~, *, <>)
Russia/USA (<3, <3<)
USA/Canada (<3, ~, *)
Belgium/Monaco/Seychelles (and any combination thereof) (~, <3)
UK/Spain (#, <3<)
France/Spain (<>, ~)
Russia/Prussia (<3, #)

Khaos Komix:
Jamie/Charlie (<3)
Charlie/Tom (<>, *)
Amber/Nay (<3)
Kelly/Nay (~)

Hannibal:
Hannibal/Will (<3, <>, #)

Welcome to Night Vale:
Carlos/Cecil (<3)